Colombian Grown

I got a friend, his name of Billy Boy, and he’s one of the best men that I know of. And he likes to get stoned. He likes to get stoned. Now Billy really likes to smoke the best, and what he likes more than the rest is … Colombian Grown, Colombian Grown.

Now one day Billy came down from the country and gave me just what I needed: a baby dope plant that he grew from … a Colombian seed. And now this plant has changed my life. And I love it just as I would love a wife. Love to watch her grow. Love to watch her grow. Yeah ..,. I give her water and help her along. I talk real soft and I sing her a song. When we get stoned. When we get stoned.

Now, if you’ve got yourself a bag of grass, well, I’ll tell you what to do with the seeds. Just plant ’em … and sun ’em … and water and love ’em. Grow your own weed. And then you’ll have a lot of dope, and you’ll never worry, and you’ll never mope. Nope. You’ll just get stoned. You’ll just stay stoned.

© 1980 Myron Schreck